Upcycle baby blanket

I have these beautiful handmade baby blankets that I was given as a baby, used while my kids were babies but have a long way to go before my grandchildren will need them. I hate to tuck it away in some storage container for the next 20 years. So I was tooling around on Pinterest and found an earring organizer that someone had knitted. Hmmmmmm now I can't knit but I do have a lovely square of knitted blanket that just may work. I also have an obsession with junk/costume jewelry. I tried it and it looks wonderful. What do you think? I hung the pairs with backs along the bottom with the back intact so they could be displayed also. Now I can admire the blanket and my obsession.

Canning Pork and Beans

Canned Pork and Beans

Move over Campbell's, Vanessa just discovered the wonders of pressure canning! I found an old pressure canner in my mother's basement that I'm pretty sure she hasn't used since we were kids. I talked her into giving it to me and I found a fantastic blog by The Canning Granny. It'd give her props but I don't have a clue how to link things yet. :(  So I looked in my cabinet to see what I should try first and I saw lots and lots of dried beans. I love dried beans but find myself wanting them 12 hours too late. But this is a great way to can beans ahead of time and just have them at my disposal. The bonus is you don't even have to soak them before canning! GENIUS! The high pressure allows the contents to heat up to the right temp to kill bacteria in low acid foods, ie foods that would spoil if you canned them in a regular water bath, while cooking the beans. Why have I not tried this before? maybe I was afraid? Well not anymore. My first adventure was a great success. All the jars sealed beautifully and the beans appear to be fully cooked. And the whole thing cost me less than $5.00 (maybe more for you because I have a garden and farm but I don't imagine it would be much more.  I love you CanningGranny! You should try it. Lets begin shall we?

That's a LOT of beans

You will need:

a pressure canner
8-9 pint jars, with lids and bands
2 lbs dried white or navy beans, rinsed
2 onions chopped
about 4-6" of slab bacon or salt pork cut into cubes
3 pints plain tomato sauce (canned or homemade)
2 Tbsp molasses
1/4 brown sugar
1 tsp prepared mustard



Put a kettle of water on the stove and bring it to a boil. Keep it nearby.

Sterilize the pint jars, lids and bands by bringing them to a boil in a large pot of water.

Getting all my stuff together. Look a that bacon. We send out our pork to a local smoke house. Amazing!

While waiting for the water to boil heat the tomato sauce, molasses, brown sugar, mustard and 3 cups of water in a medium sauce pan over medium high heat until the sugars dissolve and the sauce comes to a simmer. Once the sauce simmers you can turn it off but make sure it stays hot for when it comes time to add it to the beans.

Remove the jars when ready and place them on the counter. Put about 1/2 cup of dried beans in each jar. Then evenly distributed the chopped onions and bacon chunks amongst all 9 pints. Finally ladle in about 1/2 cup of the hot tomato sauce into each jar of beans.

each jar has 1/2 cup dried beans, 2 Tbsp chopped onion, 2 pieces of slab bacon

The tomato sauce and water is added and they are ready to go

There they are!

Fill the jars to one inch below the top with the boiling water in your kettle. Be sure to wipe the rim of each jar and wipe each lid to make sure you get a good seal. Put the band on tight but not super tight and add them to your pressure canner. If you need detailed instructions on how to use a pressure canner consult your manuel or an other source for more information. My canner is from the 60's-70's so my steps will be slightly different. What will remain the same is that you set the the canner to 10 lbs of pressure and keep it there for 70 minutes. turn the heat off and allow the canner to come back to 0 pressure on its own. Wait 10 minutes longer and remove the Jars from the water bath to cool completely. That's it! See how perfect? I am so proud.

The finished product. Look how much the beans have become? again AMAZING. I can not wait to dig into these next time we have a pork roast.

Banana Chocolate Chip Walnut Baked Oatmeal with Toasted Coconut

I know right??? How good does that sound? This is a great weekend morning meal that will please everyone and makes a great snack too. If you like a chewy texture you can make it in the morning but if  you want it more cake-y let the unbaked casserole sit overnight and then bake. However you decide to do it is good. You can modify this recipe a lot too! Add pumpkin puree instead of banana and leave out the coconut and chips and you have pumpkin pie oatmeal. Add apples, apple sauce and dried cranberries or raspberries, white chips and almond butter for some oh la la or chopped dates, cashews, coconut and diced peaches...You get the picture. So here it is.

You will need

2 cups old fashioned Oats
1/2 cup chocolate chips( optional)
1 tsp Baking powder
1 tsp cinnamon
pinch of salt
2 cups milk
1/2 cup brown sugar or 1/4 cup honey or agave nectar (add the liquid sugars to the wet ingredients though)
2 eggs
1 Tbsp vanilla extract
3 Tbsp melted coconut oil or butter or nut butter
1/2 chopped nuts of choice
1 cup berries or 1/2 cup dried fruit (divided) I used unsweetened coconut flakes
1 banana sliced if using


Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Mix oats, chips if using, baking powder, cinnamon, brown sugar and salt in a large bowl. If using berries add 1/2 cup and if using dried fruit add a 1/4 cup of it now to the oat mixture.

Dump the dry ingredients into a well greased 10"x7" baking dish or any 2 quart rectangular baking dish. sprinkle the sliced banana, 1/4 cup of dried coconut or fruit of choice  and nuts over the top of the dried ingredients. In a separate bowl mix the milk, eggs, melted coconut oil, vanilla, and liquid honey or agave if using.

Slowly pour the egg mixture over top of the dried mixture. Sprinkle with nuts and remaining coconut or other fruit.  At this point you can cover it and put it in the fridge to sit overnight. Or you can gently shake the pan to settle the milk mixture and put it into the oven uncovered for 40 minutes.

Going into the oven

Cloud Dough

This is a great rainy day project that will keep the kids occupied while you get some much needed housework done. The texture is fascinating, very much like its name and the ingredients simple. But I'm gonna warn you first off because you'd hate to get through half my ramblings and find out this does not work for you! It makes a mess. There is no real way around it. However it is so much fun to play with that it is worth ever second spent vacuuming, which it does do much easier than salt dough and is much easier to scrape up off the kids and the rug. And the essential oils make your hands and house smell good and feel soft. so go for it. what's 15 minutes of cleaning in exchange for at least a whole hour of kid diversion!


You will need:
8 cups flour
1 cup baby oil (if worried about fragrances or sensitivity to essential oil just use pure mineral oil. but not the extra heavy)

How hard is that to dig up?? Put the flour in a large flat container and make a mound with a well in the center. Pour the oil into the mound and mix until the flour begins to stick together. Use measuring spoons and small cups to make little sand castiles. The flour will hold its shape.

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see the little mound in the shape of a coffee scoop

driving his trucks through it..of course.

Butterfinger Bark

OH YEAH. This stuff is good. This stuff is cheap. This stuff is easy to make...well after a few failures that is. It really tastes just like butterfingers but doesn't have those crunchy layers. But all you late night snackers will not miss those one bit. If your grocery stores don't sell candy corn out of season get them online in bulk. They are so cheap. 

So I originally tried to make these in bar form but I'm not a patient person and they looked like turds. So I went with the bark version made in my rimmed baking sheet.  All it is really is peanut butter, candy corn and chocolate. Who could screw that up right? yeah. I did. The first mistake was try to melt the candy corn in a double boiler. The original recipe calls for melting in the microwave but I hate using it so I did things my own way. They sat there in their original shape for a long time until I buckled. Now I had lots of extra dishes to wash. Awesome. The next mistake was using my own homemade peanut butter. The taste was amazing but that peanut flavored shortening is necessary for texture. So I used Simply Jif and tried to shrug it off. Now homemade may have worked if I added extra peanut oil or maybe coconut oil but I'm not that ambitious. If you do use homemade or all natural let me know how it works out for you.

You will need:


1 bag of candy corn
2 cups of peanut butter
1 bag of milk chocolate baking chips or candy coating (the baking chips will melt faster in your hands)





First you melt the chocolate in a microwave safe bowl or over a pan of simmering water. If using the microwave just use 30 second intervals so you don't burn it. Spread half of the melted chocolate over a parchment covered rimmed baking sheet. You can use a parchment covered 13"x9" pan and your bark will be more like bars. Put this some place to cool for about 20 minutes. This will help to keep the bar layers separate.

Then in another microwave safe bowl heat the candy corn for 60 seconds. Stir and continue to melt in 30 second intervals until smooth. Don't try to use a double boiler for this. It will make you insane. Quickly add the peanut butter and stir to combine.

this was after 15 minutes of melting and cursing

there they are out of the microwave with the peanut butter added

Spread the warm peanut butter mixture over the cooled chocolate layer. You will probably need an offset spatula or your fingers to push the weird consistency around to all the edges. You can also press down with a spatula to try to make the layer even. Spread the rest of the melted chocolate over the top of the peanut butter. You may need to reheat it a bit to spread it easily. Let the whole thing cool in the fridge for 30 minutes.

Break the bark up into pieces or if using a 13"x9" pan cut into bars. Munch away!

Cheap and Tasty Slow cooker Cilantro Pork

The problem with blogging slow cooker meals, besides my shitty camera, is they are not very photogenic. A ceramic bowl full homogeneous colors. Eh, nothing to get excited about. But here I am with a recipe for you that is worth the lousy pictures. Use a cheap shoulder roast, also known as pork butt, and you will have big flavor. The slow cooking will tenderize the otherwise tough cut. Add a few pungent ingredients and a pot full of fragrant rice and you have a satisfying meal that is easy on the budget. Now I found cilantro still clinging to life in my garden and the tomatoes were ones I had canned earlier in the season so for me this was super cheap. But you should be able to pull this off on the cheap too! Browning the pork chunks first will help to keep the pieces intact and make the finished product more 'stew-like'.

You will need:

smallish pork shoulder roast or pork butt (size is not essential here) cut into cubes
1 cup flour
1 bunch of cilantro roughly chopped, include the stems
1 red onion chopped
1 28 oz can diced tomatoes with their juice
1 tbsp chili powder
1 tsp cumin
salt & pepper

Put the pork cubes into a large zip-lock bag. Add the flour and some salt and pepper and shake it up until all the pork is coated.

Lovely browned pork chunks

Heat a heavy skillet over medium-high heat and add 2 Tbsp veg oil. when it starts to smoke add the pork in batches so you don't over crowd the pan. resist the urge to stir it around. This will help to brown the flour and to allow it to adhere to the meat. after a few minutes the meat should move freely without sticking to the bottom. now you can stir it and brown it evenly on the other side. remove the meat from the pan and add it to the slow cooker.

this is what it looks like before you cook it.

Once all the meat is brown add the onion, tomato, half of the cilantro and spices, including salt and pepper to taste,  in that order. Cover and cook on low for 8-10 hours or if you are like me and don't get this together until almost lunch time cook on medium or high until dinner time. about an hour before you are ready to eat stir the stew. serve with remaining fresh cilantro and long grain rice or crusty bread.

this the finished product. hmmmm I can smell the deliciousness

Beer Bread

Easiest bread to make and really really good. No kneading, no rising, no crazy steps or obscure ingredients. My sister gave me the recipe and told me her man begged her to make them in bulk on a daily basis. I tried it and he was right. it's worthy of making on a daily basis. All you do is mix the dry ingredients together, pour in a beer, dump into a pan, cover with melted butter and bake. The crust is crispy, the texture is dense and sturdy and the flavor is subtle and hoppi. A perfect addition to soups and stews. It will take longer for your oven to pre-heat!

So you will need:

3 cups all purpose flour or bread flour
3 Tbsp brown sugar (don't have it? see note)
1 Tbsp baking powder
1 tsp sea salt
1 bottle beer of your choice. (i used IPA but i think a darker less bitter beer would have a better flavor)
4 Tbsp melted butter

pre-heat your oven to 375 degrees F

Mix the dry ingredients together in a large bowl

get a bottle of beer. take a sip (optional) and pour over dry ingredients

when mixture stops foaming stir

Stir until the dough just comes together. lumps are okay.

Transfer dough to a loaf pan. Pour the melted butter over the top of the dough. Bake in the center of the oven for 40 minutes. Remove to a rack to cool.

Slice and Enjoy!

*Note: to make your own brown sugar add a cup of regular sugar to a bowl or the bowl of your stand mixer, add 1 Tbsp molasses for light brown or 2 Tbsp for dark brown sugar. mix with a fork or with your mixer on low until it comes together..2-3 minutes. I haven't purchased brown sugar in a  year. don't have molasses? well you're screwed.